Seasons Greetings?

I, as you, received a lot of ‘happy holiday’ and ‘seasons greetings’ E-cards this time of the year. Some made my laugh. My favorite is this politically correct satire from Rob, one of my Republican friends: To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender -neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of